After days of criticism regarding the Trump Administrations “Zero Tolerance” policy towards migrants and the treatment of children in custody; the Administration has decided to take un-precedented steps in what they are calling a “show of solidarity” for these children.
In what she is calling her “final” press conference (we can only hope) Sarah Huckabee Sanders told a crowd of baffled reporters that the Trump Administration has decide not to shower or brush their teeth until all the children in DHS custody are able to shower themselves. Sanders reported that even though the President is at the G-20 summit he is committed to this new policy and will refrain from any personal hygiene during his trip.
Speaking to the press upon his arrival at the g20 summit President Trump explained that after speaking with his psychic advisor he now understands that the current conditions at the border are abhorrent and that he needed to take dramatic steps to show to the world and his constituents that he understands and (in his own psychotic fashion) sympathizes with these young children.
When asked by the press why he wouldn’t abolish the “Zero Tolerance” policy and reunite these children with their families; Trump looking confused and baffled by this question, responding only with “I hadn’t really thought about that, but it sounds complicated.”
After chiding the press for “asking stupid questions”; a Japanese journalist asked the President if the First Lady Melania Trump would be abiding by the same policy. President Trump responded with one word “EW”, which leads us to believe the answer to that question may be no.